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1) Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.

2) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.

3) You think that caffeine should be available in IV form.

4) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants.

5) You believe the waiting room should be equipped with a Valium fountain.

6) You say to yourself "great veins" when looking at complete strangers.

7) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy it is quiet around here."

8) You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit."

9) You have ever had a patient say, "But I'm not pregnant, I can't be pregnant. How can I be having a baby?"

10) You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there."

11) Your most common assessment question is "what changed tonight to make it an emergency after 6 (hours, days, weeks, months, years)?"

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Wrong One, Emergency Department Jokes, Physician Humor:"A man comes into the ER yelling, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"
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Golfing Injury, Golf Jokes, Emergency Humor:"A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/injury

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Emergency Response Times, Paramedic Jokes, EMS Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/response

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A Bad Day of Golf, Emergency Room Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat."
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Have A Heart, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical/Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/have

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http://www.nursinghumor.com/grass

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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic

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