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You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if, Emergency Department Jokes, You Might Be Humor:"1) Your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden. 2) You have delusions of being an emergency doctor."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/volunteer

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You Might Be Anal Retentive If, Top Ten Lists, You Might Be - If Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/you.might.be.anal.retentive.if.htm

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You Might Be Having A Bad Day If . . , Top Ten Jokes, You Might Be . . If. . Humor:
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You Might Be Done With College If . .:" 1. 8:00 am is not early.
2. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
3. Your potted plants stay alive."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/done

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You Might Be An Emergency Room (ER) Nurse If . . . Bedside Nursing Jokes, Emergency Department (ED) Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/you.might.be.an.emergency.room.er.nurse.if.htm

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You Might Be A Mom If . . ., Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
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You Might Be A Nurse Midwife If...
http://www.nursinghumor.com/midwife

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You Might Be A College Student If...
http://www.nursinghumor.com/csi

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You Might Be A Cop If..., You Might Be If Jokes, Law Enforcement-Police Humor:"You have the bladder capacity of five people.
You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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See also: Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor, Greeting Cards, Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor, Inspiration, Joke Mailing Lists, Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics, Medical Humor, Medical Terminology, Nursing Cartoons and Comics, Operating Room Humor, Psychiatric, "You Might Be A . . . . If"

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Created on April 22, 1999

Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Saturday, October 1, 2011


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