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1. All your kids are named "Joe"
2. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
3. Cocaine is a downer.
4. Instant coffee takes too long.
5. Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you.
6. People can test their batteries in your ears.
7. People get dizzy just watching you.
8. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
9. The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
10. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
11. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
12. When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
13. When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup."
14. You answer the door before people knock.
15. You buy 1/2 and 1/2 by the barrel.
16. You can jump-start your car without cables.
17. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
18. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
19. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
20. You can't even remember your second cup.
21. You channel surf faster without a remote.
22. You chew on other people's fingernails.
23. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
24. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
25. You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
26. You don't sweat, you percolate.
27. You don't tan, you roast.
28. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
29. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
30. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
31. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
32. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
33. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
34. You have a bumper sticker that reads: Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.
35. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
36. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
37. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
38. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
39. You help your dog chase its tail.
40. You introduce your spouse as your "CoffeeMate"
41. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
42. You lick your coffee pot clean.
43. You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
44. You short out motion detectors.
45. You ski uphill.
46. You sleep with your eyes open.
47. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
48. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
49. You speed walk in your sleep.
50. You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House"
51. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
52. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
53. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
54. You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
55. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
56. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
57. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
58. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
59. You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.
60. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
61. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
62. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
63. Your 3 favorite things in life are: Coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
64. Your Thermos is on wheels.
65. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
66. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
67. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
68. Your first-aid kit contains 2-pints of coffee with an I-V hookup.
69. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
70. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
71. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
72. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
73. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
74. Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
75. Your t-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/words
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medium
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/news
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/future
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/treatment/
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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-the-good-news-the-bad-news.html
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-isolation-precautions.html
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-not-good-looking.html
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-practical-jokes.html
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This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-jokes-military-this-wont-hurt-much.html
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the-job-jokes-medical-humor-common-office-illnesses.html
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-coffee-and-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-business-trip.html
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.sex.therapy.htm
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.post.op.blues.htm
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.a.star.in.the.east.htm
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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/the.forgetful.patient.htm
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.diving.right.in.htm
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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.doctors.funeral.htm
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.odds.and.ends.htm
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.heart.transplant.htm
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.passing.wind.htm
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.removing.patches.htm
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm
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Arkansas Medical Definitions, Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Viagra Variations, Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/work
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm
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Six Months To Live, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors
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Screening Medical Students
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/screening.medical.students.htm
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm
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My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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GDU College of Medical Fraud:"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. However,GDU does offer programs in medically-related fields"
http://www.bandersnatch.com/med.htm
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Medical Humor:
http://www.swcbc.com/medical.html
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InspirationalNursing.com:"InspirationalNursing.com. Touching Poems, and Inspiring stories that touch the heart and occasionally bring a tear to your eye. Affection, Ambition, Angels In Our Lives, Animals, Babies, Bereavement, Caring, Caring, Children, Christian Stories, Christmas, Computers & The Internet, Death, Dependability, Determination, Dying, Easter, Emergency Medical Services (EMS), End of Life, Etc., Friendship, God's Creatures, Grief, Holiday Thoughts, Honesty, Hospice Poems, etc."
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com
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Jocularity.com (Former home to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity (JNJ)):"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
http://www.jocularity.com
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Legalnursingconsultant.org:"This website is intended to be a resource for Legal Nurse Consultants, Attorneys looking to use their services, and nurses looking to enter the field of Legal Nurse Consulting. On our site you'll find a directory of LNCs by state and specialty."
http://www.legalnursingconsultant.org
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Nursefriendly.com:"Nationwide Nursing Resources: In this Nursing Portal you'll find information on Nursing Jobs, Nursing Schools, Nurse Degrees, LPNs, RNs, APNs, Nursing Associations and much more."
http://www.nursefriendly.com
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Nursinga2z.com:"It is our intent for this Alphabetical, A to Z index to be a comprehensive listing (In Progress) of Nursing-related resources on the Internet. It is indexed by Google and fully searchable."
http://www.nursinga2z.com
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Nursingdiabetics.com:"Welcome to NursingDiabetics.com. Here you will find information on all aspects of Diabetes, a disease that afflicts millions of
people world wide. I'll be adding pages as fast as I can research the information so remember to bookmark this page and return."
http://www.nursingdiabetics.com
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Nursingdiscussions.com:"This website will be a portal to Nursing Discussion boards throughout the Web. If your site has a discussion board we don't have listed here, please contact us."
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
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Nursingentrepreneurs.com:"Nationwide Nursing resource to nurse entrepreneurs looking to nework and start home based businesses. On it you will find links to small and large business related resources."
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
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Nursinghumor.com:"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
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1. All your kids are named "Joe"
2. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
3. Cocaine is a downer.
4. Instant coffee takes too long.
5. Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you.
6. People can test their batteries in your ears.
7. People get dizzy just watching you.
8. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
9. The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
10. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
11. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
12. When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
13. When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup."
14. You answer the door before people knock.
15. You buy 1/2 and 1/2 by the barrel.
16. You can jump-start your car without cables.
17. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
18. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
19. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
20. You can't even remember your second cup.
21. You channel surf faster without a remote.
22. You chew on other people's fingernails.
23. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
24. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
25. You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
26. You don't sweat, you percolate.
27. You don't tan, you roast.
28. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
29. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
30. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
31. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
32. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
33. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
34. You have a bumper sticker that reads: Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.
35. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
36. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
37. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
38. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
39. You help your dog chase its tail.
40. You introduce your spouse as your "CoffeeMate"
41. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
42. You lick your coffee pot clean.
43. You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
44. You short out motion detectors.
45. You ski uphill.
46. You sleep with your eyes open.
47. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
48. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
49. You speed walk in your sleep.
50. You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House"
51. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
52. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
53. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
54. You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
55. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
56. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
57. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
58. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
59. You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.
60. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
61. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
62. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
63. Your 3 favorite things in life are: Coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
64. Your Thermos is on wheels.
65. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
66. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
67. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
68. Your first-aid kit contains 2-pints of coffee with an I-V hookup.
69. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
70. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
71. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
72. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
73. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
74. Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
75. Your t-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/news
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/future
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/treatment/
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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-the-good-news-the-bad-news.html
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-isolation-precautions.html
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-not-good-looking.html
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-practical-jokes.html
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This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-jokes-military-this-wont-hurt-much.html
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the-job-jokes-medical-humor-common-office-illnesses.html
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-coffee-and-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-business-trip.html
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.sex.therapy.htm
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.post.op.blues.htm
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.a.star.in.the.east.htm
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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.diving.right.in.htm
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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor:
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm
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Arkansas Medical Definitions, Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
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Viagra Variations, Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
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Six Months To Live, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors
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Screening Medical Students
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/screening.medical.students.htm
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
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My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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GDU College of Medical Fraud:"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. However,GDU does offer programs in medically-related fields"
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Jocularity.com (Former home to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity (JNJ)):"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
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Legalnursingconsultant.org:"This website is intended to be a resource for Legal Nurse Consultants, Attorneys looking to use their services, and nurses looking to enter the field of Legal Nurse Consulting. On our site you'll find a directory of LNCs by state and specialty."
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Nursefriendly.com:"Nationwide Nursing Resources: In this Nursing Portal you'll find information on Nursing Jobs, Nursing Schools, Nurse Degrees, LPNs, RNs, APNs, Nursing Associations and much more."
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Nursinga2z.com:"It is our intent for this Alphabetical, A to Z index to be a comprehensive listing (In Progress) of Nursing-related resources on the Internet. It is indexed by Google and fully searchable."
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Nursingdiabetics.com:"Welcome to NursingDiabetics.com. Here you will find information on all aspects of Diabetes, a disease that afflicts millions of
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Nursingdiscussions.com:"This website will be a portal to Nursing Discussion boards throughout the Web. If your site has a discussion board we don't have listed here, please contact us."
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Nursingentrepreneurs.com:"Nationwide Nursing resource to nurse entrepreneurs looking to nework and start home based businesses. On it you will find links to small and large business related resources."
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Nursinghumor.com:"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
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