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To subscribe, send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com New: Nena Hart MSN, RN, Hart Healthcare Solutions:"I started as a nurse’s aide at 18 and worked my way up to a director of nursing to improve the quality of care for patients and working conditions for staff. I transitioned to hospice as on-call then case manager and worked my way up to director, area director and administrator, vice president and then national utilization manager of DME. I’ve been married for 18 years have 4 children and I live in Hawaii. I was so committed to high performance in my corporate role that I really strained and devalued my marriage. I had to really evaluate my priorities and my pride and change my attitude. My husband is my biggest supporter, and I am fortunate he is so forgiving. Today we are doing great and my marriage takes priority over everything else. Two years ago, I was recruited to a CEO position in Hawaii and was fired 5 weeks later with no reason. That is how I was finally able to start my consulting business." PO Box 630580 Lanai City HI 93763 E-mail Address: Nena@harthealthcaresolutions.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/hart ****************************************************** Barbara Bartlein, RN, LCSW, CSP:"Barbara is a Certified Speaking Professional, CSP, a designation by the National Speaker's Association held by fewer than eight percent of all members worldwide. She is Past President of the National Speaker's Association-WI Chapter and makes frequent appearances on radio and TV. A stand up comedy enthusiast, she has appeared at "The Comedy Club," a five-star comedy café. Great Lakes Consulting Group 2021 E. Estes Street Milwaukee, WI 53207 414-747-1842 barb@ThePeoplePro.com http://www.thepeoplepro.com/ ****************************************************** Anna Morrison, BA, BSN, RN, CLNC, The EntrepreneNurse Group, LLC, Florida Nurse-Entrepreneurs:"Speaker, Keynotes, Seminars, Nursing Career Coach & Strategist, Blogger, Author, Soon to be Radio Show Host" Anna Morrison, BA, BSN, RN, CLNC The EntrepreneNurse Group, LLC P.O. Box 23892 Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33307 E-mail Address: anna_e_morrison@hotmail.com Blogs: http://icoachnurses.com/category/blog Social Media Accounts: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/icoachnursesdotcom LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/icoachnursesannamorrison Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/icoachnurses Homepage Address: http://www.icoachnurses.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/morrison/ ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Barb Bancroft, RN, MSN, PNP:"The dynamic, awarding-winning Bancroft conducts more than 120 seminars annually. She has been a keynote speaker for many prestigious conferences and has held graduate faculty positions at the University of Virginia, University of Arkansas, and Loyola University of Chicago. Today her audience has expanded to include corporations and other employers seeking to promote employee health and improve productivity." CPP Associates 3100 N. Sheridan Road 9C. Chicago, IL 60657 773-477-8114 Fax:773 477 4631 BBancr9271@aol.com http://barbbancroft.com/ ****************************************************** Donna Cardillo, RN, New Jersey:"Donna Wilk Cardillo has been speaking and entertaining for over a decade. Her sense of humor and animated style bring her presentations to life. She has a passion for speaking and compassion for her audiences. Donna presents in a down to earth style that hits the mark with any audience. Donna's speaking style is consistently described as inspirational and dynamic. She has been characterized as motivational, down to earth, funny, approachable, upbeat, knowledgeable, professional, and a good role model." Cardillo & Associates • PO Box 15, Sea Girt, NJ 08750 USA Phone 732-449-9666 / 800-801-5796 • Fax: 732-556-0386 info@dcardillo.com Nurse-Power Blog: http://www.nurse-power.net/blog/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DonnaCardilloRN LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/donnawilkcardillo http://www.dcardillo.com/ Spreading Your Wings: Career Alternatives for Nurses! by: Donna Cardillo, RN, BS:"My 20-year nursing career has been an incredible journey - a personal journey of discovering who I am and what I am capable of doing, and a professional journey through the healthcare system that revealed how many different ways and places there are to use my skills and talents as a nurse." http://www.dcardillo.com/articles/spreading.html ****************************************************** Julia Balzer Riley, RN, MN, HNC, Constant Source Seminars:"Julia has a Master's Degree in Psychiatric/Mental Health Nursing and has been speaking for over 20 years. Her experience includes: staff nurse; clinical nurse specialist; community mental health; faculty for diploma, baccalaureate, and graduate nursing; training and development; management development; and entrepreneur." Julia Balzer Riley, RN, MN, HNC, Constant Source Seminars PO Box 438 Ellenton, FL 34222-0438 TEL 941-776-8024 FAX 941-776-8433 Email: julia@constantsource.com Tel: 800-368-7675 http://constantsource.com/ ****************************************************** Bobbie Staten, Motivational Humorist, RN, CSP:"Searching for the perfect keynote, after dinner, or closing speaker to set the stage or wrap up a successful event? You need Bobbie Staten. Bobbie is a veteran certified speaking professional (CSP) and humorist. Her motivational speaking techniques are funny and encouraging. Bobbie uses a weave of down home humor and communicates her message to let go of stress, and choose what you allow "in your circle" of influence. You can choose to live your life with a smile and a purpose, or drag through each day like it was day one of a 30 year sentence!" Bobbie Staten, Motivational Humorist, RN, CSP 3224 Green Level Road West Cary, NC 27519 Telephone: 919 387 3838 Fax: 919 363 0998 Email: bobbie@bobbiestaten.com http://bobbiestaten.com Categories: Nurse Consultants, Consulting, http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/consult North Carolina Nursing Entrepreneurs, http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/north.carolina/ North Carolina Nurses, Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/nc/ Speakers Bureaus, Conference Keynotes, Motivational, Inspirational, Humorists, http://www.nursinghumor.com/speakers/ ****************************************************** John Bell, Keynote Speaker:"John Bell is voted top healthcare and pharmaceutical conference speaker of the day on 98.7% of all bookings. Using evaluation scores from doctors and nurses he has been voted 'Best UK Healthcare Conference Speaker of the Year' on four occasions. As a keynote speaker and seminar leader John Bell is rarely booked only the once by clients. Delegates request repeat performances from John by name. Conference organisers are only too happy to oblige. It makes sense to keep customers happy." Pelican Hall Church Road Warboys Cambridgeshire PE28 2RJ England T 44 (0)1487 822123 F 44 (0)1487 822776 johnbell@johnbellspeaker.com http://www.johnbellspeaker.com/ ****************************************************** Ronald P. (Ron) Culberson, MSW, CSP, FUNsulting.com:"Ronald P. (Ron) Culberson, MSW, CSP is a speaker, humorist and author of Is Your Glass Laugh Full? He works with organizations that want their people to lighten up by using humor to minimize stress and maximize effectiveness. Through humorous presentations, products and seminars, Ron can teach staff and managers how humor can reduce stress, improve communication and create a healthy new perspective which will lead to a more productive work environment. Ron will entertain, inspire and tickle your funny bone. Ron is based in the Washington, DC area but shares his message throughout the United States." FUNsulting, etc.® Ronald P. Culberson, MSW, CSP (703) 742-8812 Info@FUNsulting.com http://www.FUNsulting.com ****************************************************** Humor for your Health:"Dan is the President of Humor for you Health, a company founded to empower people to greater health & happiness with the understanding and application of their own unique sense of humor. Dan's work as an author, keynote speaker, educator, comedian, voice artist, improviser, writer, coach, director, television and radio host & guest has created International attention to his Humor for your Health message. He has over 15 years professional experience and has presented over 1500 times to all ages and backgrounds. Dan book, "The Humor for your Health Guidebook" and its accompanying Facilitator's Kit are both becoming Hallmarks in education, health care and human resource departments. HUMOR for your HEALTH TM Ltd. Suite 470, 300 - 8120 Beddington Boulevard NW Calgary, Alberta, Canada T3K 2A8 Toll free: 1-866-486-6777 Phone: 403-730-0737 Email: info@humorforyourhealth.com http://www.humorforyourhealth.com/ ****************************************************** The HUMOR Project:"Are you looking for a speaker or presenter who is: motivating content-rich results-oriented easy to work with professional fun someone who will make you look great! Are you looking for a learning-filled, laughter-fueled, custom-designed program for your association, school, health care facility, non-profit organization or business corporation?" The Humor Project Inc. 480 Broadway, Suite 210 Saratoga Springs, NY 12866 518.587.8770, info@HumorProject.com http://www.humorproject.com/programs/speakersb.php ****************************************************** Nashville Speakers Bureau:"Nashville Speakers Bureau is an innovative, aggressive agency built on a solid foundation of integrity and strong ethics. Our clients and sponsors are our top priority. Our approach to customer service goes far beyond meeting someone’s expectations. We’re about building relationships and we’re committed to providing you with top-notch service, satisfaction and success. We represent celebrities, comedians, business speakers, motivational speakers, keynote from all over the world for all events and budgets." Nashville Speakers Bureau PO Box 681572 Franklin, TN 37068 615-236-1072 615-236-3261 fax http://www.nashspeakers.com ****************************************************** Audrey Pihulyk, Possibilities Network Inc.:Audrey's vision, warm personality and unique presentation style place her well into the fields of professional speaking, training and entertaining. Her philosophy is that each person is unique, having a rich potential of ability. Through her company Possibilities Network, she uses her speaking, humour and music to help e ach individual cover their potential. She also believes that training in the areas of human development will certainly lead to performance enhancement. Audrey has received her certificate in Adult Education training from the University of Alberta, is qualified in Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, and has achieved her ATM designation from Toastmasters International. Professionally she has worked for many years in the field of nursing and also has had extensive training in voice and piano." Audrey Pihulyk, Possibilities Network Inc. Address 8717 - 162 St. Edmonton, Ab. Phone (780)484-2197 Fax (780)484-2197 E-mail audrey@possibilitiesnetwork.com http://possibilitiesnetwork.com ****************************************************** Premiere Speakers Bureau:"Over the last decade Premiere Speakers Bureau has emerged as an innovative and effective event solutions service. We have ensured the success of hundreds of conventions, stockholder meetings, sales conferences, board meetings, fund-raisers, and awards ceremonies by providing dynamic and motivational speakers. As a result, we have earned a reputation as a valuable partner to many of the most innovative enterprises in the business community, as well as among non-profit organizations and community associations." 277 Mallory Station Road, Suite 128, Franklin, TN 37067, 1-615-771-2171 (VOICE), 1-615-771-2177 (FAX), mail@premierespeakers.com http://www.premierespeakers.com/ ****************************************************** Resiliency For Life, Michael Ballard:"Michael specializes in resiliency. He practice includes his work as a consultant, facilitator, workshop leader and writer with over 18 years of experience working with clients throughout North America. His programs and those of his associates assist individuals, families, teams and organizations build resiliency skills for greater levels of durability and success. Michael's interest in resiliency started at an early age when he noticed how some people felt defeated by the slightest set back, while with others nothing ever seemed to slow them down. Later as an adult, he faced a seven-year battle with cancer. His earlier interest and insights he had gained helped him immensely. His interest in resiliency paid many dividends during a very intense seven-year journey." Resiliency For Life Suite 303 640 Sheppard Avenue East Toronto ON M2K 1B8 Canada Business Manager: 416-733-8490 Email: bettyann@resiliencyforlife.com http://www.resiliencyforlife.com ****************************************************** Republic Speakers Bureau:"Service is an often-used word these days. But at Republic we understand your needs because we've worked in the meeting planning industry, too. We know how to make your job easier and more efficient. Need to track down a speaker to talk about a specific subject? No problem. We'll do the research and find a superior speaker for your event. Have a unique or special need? Republic will get you the right speaker. Within your budget. On your dates. With a minimum of fuss. Welcome to the new voice in speakers." 1931 - C Airlane Drive, Suite 200 Nashville, TN 37210 1-800-260-9410 615-883-2005 Fax: 615-883-8001 http://greatkeynotespeakers.com/ ****************************************************** Stress Doc, motivational speaker... The Stress Doc(TM) Web Site, a USA Today Online HotSite, highlights the Doc's popular national Practice Safe Stress speaking workshop programs; it also features his syndicated newsletter, Work & L... http://www.stressdoc.com ****************************************************** ****************************************************** ****************************************************** For Health Information you can use, Follow, Connect, Like us on Facebook, Google Plus, LinkedIn,Twitter, etc. (Most Invites Accepted): http://www.nursefriendly.com/social/: See What's New 4nursing.com:"In this Nursing Portal you'll find information on Nursing Jobs, Nursing Schools, Nurse Degrees, CNAs, LPNs, RNs, Travel Nursing, Prescriptions Drugs, Medications, Nursing Associations and much more." http://www.4nursing.com ****************************************************** InspirationalNursing.com:"InspirationalNursing.com. Touching Poems, and Inspiring stories that touch the heart and occasionally bring a tear to your eye. Affection, Ambition, Angels In Our Lives, Animals, Babies, Bereavement, Caring, Caring, Children, Christian Stories, Christmas, Computers & The Internet, Death, Dependability, Determination, Dying, Easter, Emergency Medical Services (EMS), End of Life, Etc., Friendship, God's Creatures, Grief, Holiday Thoughts, Honesty, Hospice Poems, etc." http://www.inspirationalnursing.com ****************************************************** Jocularity.com (Former home to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity (JNJ)):"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc." http://www.jocularity.com ****************************************************** Legalnursingconsultant.org:"This website is intended to be a resource for Legal Nurse Consultants, Attorneys looking to use their services, and nurses looking to enter the field of Legal Nurse Consulting. On our site you'll find a directory of LNCs by state and specialty." http://www.legalnursingconsultant.org ****************************************************** Nursefriendly.com:"Nationwide Nursing Resources: In this Nursing Portal you'll find information on Nursing Jobs, Nursing Schools, Nurse Degrees, LPNs, RNs, APNs, Nursing Associations and much more." http://www.nursefriendly.com ****************************************************** Nursinga2z.com:"It is our intent for this Alphabetical, A to Z index to be a comprehensive listing (In Progress) of Nursing-related resources on the Internet. It is indexed by Google and fully searchable." http://www.nursinga2z.com ****************************************************** Nursingdiscussions.com:"This website will be a portal to Nursing Discussion boards throughout the Web. If your site has a discussion board we don't have listed here, please contact us." http://www.nursingdiscussions.com ****************************************************** Nursingentrepreneurs.com:"Nationwide Nursing resource to nurse entrepreneurs looking to nework and start home based businesses. On it you will find links to small and large business related resources." http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com ****************************************************** Nursinghumor.com:"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc." http://www.nursinghumor.com ****************************************************** ****************************************************** See also: Nursing Topics, A to Z: Nursing Degrees, LPN-RN, RN-BSN, RN-MSN, Online/Offline College, University and more!:"Higher income. Career mobility. Now, no matter where you live or what your schedule, you can earn your Associate or Bachelor Degree to take your professional life to the next level — without putting the rest of your life on hold!" If you do any Browsing or Windowshopping online, please visit our online Mall: http://www.nursefriendly.com/shopping/ Gifts For Nurses: http://www.nursefriendly.com/gifts/ 4nursinguniforms.com:"Choose from Top Nursing Uniform Companies. 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