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A Psychiatrist is making his rounds on a hospital unit.He enters a patient room. Patient #1 is pretending to saw a piece of wood and Patient #2 is hanging upside down from the ceiling. The doctor ask what are you guys doing? Patient #1 says “Can't you see I am sawing some wood?”' He then says “and my friend he is slightly crazy. He seems to think he is a light bulb.” The doctor says, 'If he is your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?' Patient #1 looks up and says, “What?!...And work in the dark?”
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