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A Bad Day of Golf, Emergency Room Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bad

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An Apple A Day, Marriage Jokes, Health & Wellness Humor, Heallthy Living Cartoons, Wellness Comics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/apple/

Categories: Battle of the Sexes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/
Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)http://www.nursinghumor.com/cartoons/
Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/divorce
Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
Growing Old Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing/
Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding, http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage

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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party

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Curse Removal, Elderly Jokes, Marriage/Matrimony Humor:"An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/removal

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Didn't Do It, Marriage Jokes, Parenting Humor:"One day a man came home from work to find everything in total disorder. The children were still in their pajamas, playing outside in the mud."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/do

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Feed Him Toast, Pediatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feed

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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted

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It's Mighty Dark In Here, Infidelity Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/here/

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The Wisdom of A Navajo Man, Indian Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/navajo

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Three Times A Week, Doctors Jokes, Marriage Humor:"

An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/three

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This is Heaven, Died & Gone To Heaven Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/this

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She's In A Romantic Mood, Getting Older Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/romantic

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Wrong Number, Infidelity Jokes, Cheating Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/wrong

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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/quick

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Three Envelopes, Gallows Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/envelopes

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Not Quite Like The Others, Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/others

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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-not-good-looking.html

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Benefits of A Long Marriage, Matrimony Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-benefits.html

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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-coffee-and-viagra.html

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Met Professionally, Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/professionally

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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html

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25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-battle-of-the-sexes-25-year-old-breasts.html

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Would You Remarry? Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/remarry

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Bringing Home A Second Wife, Marriage Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/second

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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms

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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm

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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.taking.turns.htm

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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.mating.bulls.htm

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Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.five.kinds.of.sex.htm

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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.airplane.ride.htm

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Golfing Privileges, Golfing Jokes, Marriage Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.golfing.privileges.htm

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The Witness, Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.the.witness.htm

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The Good Samaritan, Drinking Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/samaritan

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Twin Sisters, Being Married, Marriage Jokes, Divorce Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.twin.sisters.htm

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Redneck Wedding Night, Marriage Jokes, Redneck Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.redneck.wedding.night.htm

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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm

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Failing Memory, Marriage Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes.failing.memory.htm

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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.generation.gap.htm

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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm

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I'd Like To Get Married Please, Marriage Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/id.like.to.get.married.please.htm

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If Men Got Pregnant, Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pregnant

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Mother-In-Law's Visit (The), Veterinary Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/visit

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Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/radar.htm

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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm

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Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/suspicions.htm

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Warnings That Should Come With A Wedding Ring, Marriage Jokes, Getting Married Humor:"10. WARNING: Leading cause of obesity. 9. WARNING: Comes complete with your choice of nagging wife or lazy husband."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/warnings

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Washed Overboard, Marriage Jokes, Matrimony Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Wedding Reception Toast, Doctor Jokes, Matrimony Humor:"Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/toast

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Who Brews? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/brews

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Wife With Gas, Marriage Jokes, Matrimony Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.wife.with.gas.htm

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Al's Wedding-related jokes and one-liners:"This marriage jokes list started as just a collection of amusing (to me, at least) odds and ends which would catch my eye from time to time. This collection was born when I decided to focus on marriage/relationship/battle-of-the-sexes items. (You should see the items I left out!) With some creativity, many of the items on these pages could be worked into a wedding reception speech. Using some of them in speeches will require more creativity (or courage) than others. Sensitive souls may find some of the material rather raw."
http://alsmusic.com/jokes/

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Wedding Humor, BridalZine:"Lets face it, getting married is serious stuff! Check here often for a look at the lighter side of getting married. Don't forget to Bookmark! Our staff has a habit of finding humor in the most serious of subjects, MATRIMONY. From tips on old traditions to jokes and quotes that will have you rolling down the aisle. The staff at BridalZine knows how to relieve your stress...LAUGHTER."
http://www.bridalzine.com/bzhumor.html

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http://www.4nursing.com

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InspirationalNursing.com:"InspirationalNursing.com. Touching Poems, and Inspiring stories that touch the heart and occasionally bring a tear to your eye. Affection, Ambition, Angels In Our Lives, Animals, Babies, Bereavement, Caring, Caring, Children, Christian Stories, Christmas, Computers & The Internet, Death, Dependability, Determination, Dying, Easter, Emergency Medical Services (EMS), End of Life, Etc., Friendship, God's Creatures, Grief, Holiday Thoughts, Honesty, Hospice Poems, etc."
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Jocularity.com (Former home to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity (JNJ)):"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
http://www.jocularity.com

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Legalnursingconsultant.org:"This website is intended to be a resource for Legal Nurse Consultants, Attorneys looking to use their services, and nurses looking to enter the field of Legal Nurse Consulting. On our site you'll find a directory of LNCs by state and specialty."
http://www.legalnursingconsultant.org

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Nursefriendly.com:"Nationwide Nursing Resources: In this Nursing Portal you'll find information on Nursing Jobs, Nursing Schools, Nurse Degrees, LPNs, RNs, APNs, Nursing Associations and much more."
http://www.nursefriendly.com

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Nursinga2z.com:"It is our intent for this Alphabetical, A to Z index to be a comprehensive listing (In Progress) of Nursing-related resources on the Internet. It is indexed by Google and fully searchable."
http://www.nursinga2z.com

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Nursingdiabetics.com:"Welcome to NursingDiabetics.com. Here you will find information on all aspects of Diabetes, a disease that afflicts millions of people world wide. I'll be adding pages as fast as I can research the information so remember to bookmark this page and return."
http://www.nursingdiabetics.com

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Nursingdiscussions.com:"This website will be a portal to Nursing Discussion boards throughout the Web. If your site has a discussion board we don't have listed here, please contact us."
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com

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Nursingentrepreneurs.com:"Nationwide Nursing resource to nurse entrepreneurs looking to nework and start home based businesses. On it you will find links to small and large business related resources."
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com

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Nursinghumor.com:"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
http://www.nursinghumor.com

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