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****************************************************** A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial... Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my life. Q. WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer, do you have a locker room in the police station... a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A. Yes sir, we do. Q. And do you have a locker in that room? A. Yes sir, I do. Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? A. Yes sir. Q. Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers? A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room. ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins." http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers ****************************************************** Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate." http://www.nursinghumor.com/eating ****************************************************** Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up." http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf ****************************************************** Three Kick Rule, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/kick ****************************************************** Medical Experiments, Lawyer Jokes, Legal Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/experiment/ ****************************************************** A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/end ****************************************************** A Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Going To Heaven Jokes, Attorney Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/pearly ****************************************************** Taking It With You Attorney Jokes, Lawyers Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/with ****************************************************** Love Stamps, Lawyer Jokes, Divorce Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/stamps ****************************************************** The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/consultation ****************************************************** You Know You Need A New Lawyer When . . . , Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/you ****************************************************** Questions At The Pearly Gates, Lawyer Jokes, Going To Heaven Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/ ****************************************************** Padded Bills, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/padded ****************************************************** Lawyer's Fees, Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes.lawyers.fees.htm ****************************************************** Here Lies A Lawyer, And An Honest Man, Attorney Humor, Lawyer & Legal Jokes http://www.nursinghumor.com/honest ****************************************************** Two Plus Two Is? Attorneys Jokes, Legal Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes.2and2.are.four.htm ****************************************************** The Pope and The Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/the.pope.and.a.lawyer.in.heaven.htm ****************************************************** About What Daddy Does, http://www.nursinghumor.com/does ****************************************************** A Pound of Brain, Lawyer's Jokes, Attorney Humor:"A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, "What type of brain do you want?" http://www.nursinghumor.com/brain ****************************************************** How Much Do You Charge?: http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/attorney.rates.how.much.do.you.charge.htm ****************************************************** A Question of Trust, Lawyers Jokes, Attorney Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/trust ****************************************************** Lawyer's Q & A: http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/questions.answers.htm ****************************************************** The Spinster's Will, Lawyers, Attorneys & Legal Jokes & Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/the.spinsters.will.htm ****************************************************** SharkTalk: The legal word game from Nolo Press: http://www.nolo.com/sharktalk/sharktalk_welcome.html ****************************************************** And Justice for None: Doctors and Lawyers: What Is a Lawyer? Speeding Blonde Driver, Blonde Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor:"A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license." http://www.nursinghumor.com/speeding ****************************************************** Get Well Quick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor: http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-get-well-quick.html ****************************************************** The Assault, Law Enforcement Jokes, Police Humor:"One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. http://www.nursinghumor.com/assault ****************************************************** See also: Clumsy Crooks:"A funny lineup of true stories of actual crimes committed by clumsy crooks and foolish felons! - Funny real-life crime headlines from around the world. You can find dumb criminal stories, police humor and pictures at the Clumsy Crooks site." http://www.clumsycrooks.com ****************************************************** Dumb Criminal Acts!:"Welcome to Dumb Criminal Acts! We hope you enjoy our huge collection of hilarious stories about criminal follies and heists gone wrong. 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Touching Poems, and Inspiring stories that touch the heart and occasionally bring a tear to your eye. Affection, Ambition, Angels In Our Lives, Animals, Babies, Bereavement, Caring, Caring, Children, Christian Stories, Christmas, Computers & The Internet, Death, Dependability, Determination, Dying, Easter, Emergency Medical Services (EMS), End of Life, Etc., Friendship, God's Creatures, Grief, Holiday Thoughts, Honesty, Hospice Poems, etc." http://www.inspirationalnursing.com ****************************************************** Jocularity.com (Former home to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity (JNJ)):"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. 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On our site you'll find a directory of LNCs by state and specialty." http://www.legalnursingconsultant.org ****************************************************** Nursefriendly.com:"Nationwide Nursing Resources: In this Nursing Portal you'll find information on Nursing Jobs, Nursing Schools, Nurse Degrees, LPNs, RNs, APNs, Nursing Associations and much more." http://www.nursefriendly.com ****************************************************** Nursinga2z.com:"It is our intent for this Alphabetical, A to Z index to be a comprehensive listing (In Progress) of Nursing-related resources on the Internet. It is indexed by Google and fully searchable." http://www.nursinga2z.com ****************************************************** Nursingdiabetics.com:"Welcome to NursingDiabetics.com. Here you will find information on all aspects of Diabetes, a disease that afflicts millions of people world wide. I'll be adding pages as fast as I can research the information so remember to bookmark this page and return." http://www.nursingdiabetics.com ****************************************************** Nursingdiscussions.com:"This website will be a portal to Nursing Discussion boards throughout the Web. If your site has a discussion board we don't have listed here, please contact us." http://www.nursingdiscussions.com ****************************************************** Nursingentrepreneurs.com:"Nationwide Nursing resource to nurse entrepreneurs looking to nework and start home based businesses. On it you will find links to small and large business related resources." http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com ****************************************************** Nursinghumor.com:"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. 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