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This is a true story. No idiot in his spare time could dream this
one up.
My brother in law's sister is an RN at a Chicago hospital.
One evening, when she was on emergency room duty, a young man came waddling
into the room assisted by his young wife. "I want to speak to the
doctor," he says.
"Could you tell me what the problem is?" replied the woman behind
the desk.
"I want to speak to the doctor," he replies. His wife begins
to snicker. Eventually the doctor comes and gets the story.
The couple are newlyweds. It was her birthday. The man decided
to surprise her. His plan was to insert a small birthday candle into
his erect penis, light it, and walk into the room singing "happy birthday
to you." Well, when he inserted the little candle, he coughed, and
the candle was pulled out of sight. The efforts of his panic only
caused the candle to go down further. The doctor had to sedate him
with valium and recruit several of the ER staff to assist in extracting
the candle.
As the young woman assisted her wobbly husband out to the
car, the laughter from the ER could be heard for blocks.
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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm
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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
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