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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque
What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself
Why did the guru refuse Novocain when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear
What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal
Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station
How did the dentist break his mirror?
Acci-DENTALly
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
He was already taking out a tooth
What is big and scary and fills cavities?
Dentist the Menace
What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won't hurt a byte
What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
Molar coasters
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back
What did the vampire say after the dentist finished checking his teeth?
Fang you very much!
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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/turns
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Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist
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The Pain-Free Dentist, Dental Jokes, Children's Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pain
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Fine Snacking, Dental Jokes, Geriatric Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.fine.snacking.htm
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How Gloves Are Made, Dental Jokes, Patient Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.how.gloves.are.made.htm
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The Spare Set, Dental Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/set
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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No Frills Dental Appointment
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dental.humor.dentist.jokes/no.frills.dental.appointment.htm
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When Knights Were Bold :
http://www.oralhealthproducts.com/when_knights_were_bold1.htm
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A Dental Surgery Had Been Having An Unusually Busy Day, And Ran Out Of Local Anaesthetic :
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A Dentist's Bedtime Story :
http://www.oralhealthproducts.com/dentist_bedtime_story1.htm
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