Male Bashing, Battle of the Sexes,
Jokes and Nursing Humor
A to Z Nursing Topics
What do you call a handcuffed man?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling
your name?
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Why do men like smart women?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
How do men exercise on the beach?
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
What should you give a man who has everything?
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Why does the doctor hit the baby's behind when it is born?
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
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- Because they are practicing to be men.
- Trustworthy.
- You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
- Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
- Opposites attract.
- They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time
they don't work.
- When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
noose.
- We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
- By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
- Make him wear shoes.
- He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
- All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
- ONE ....He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around
him.
- Exchange him.
- A woman to show him how to work it.
- Telling you his real name.
- Put the remote control between his toes.
- Big Foot's been spotted several times.
- "My wife says..."
- To stop the snoring before it starts.
- To keep them from grazing.
- Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
- Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
- To knock the balls off the smart ones.
- They all already have boyfriends.
- When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for
directions.
- When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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