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After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one handy.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Pros of Being A Woman, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
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If You Love It, Set It Free, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.if.you.love.it.set.it.free.htm
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A Divorced Woman's Perfect Breakfast , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.a.divorced.womans.perfect.breakfast.htm
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How To Impress, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.how.to.impress.htm
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Great Female Comebacks , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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His and Her Road Trip , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/
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Generation Gap , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.generation.gap.htm
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And You Wonder "Why" It Didn't Last , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.and.you.wonder.why.it.didnt.last.htm
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Because I'm A Guy, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.because.im.a.guy.htm
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The Gentleman On The Bus , Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gentleman
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If Men Got Pregnant , Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pregnant
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A Man, His Wife, and The Cop, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.man.his.wife.and.a.cop.htm
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If Men Wrote The Rules, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/if.men.wrote.the.rules.htm
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What Women Know About Men , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/what.women.know.about.men.htm
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All Wives Are Alike, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/all.wives.are.alike.htm
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm
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Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/radar.htm
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Definitely Warm, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/definitely.warm.htm
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Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/suspicions.htm
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I Just Want You To Hold Me Tonight
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hold
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A Dictionary of Dating
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/a.dictionary.of.dating.htm
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Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/translating
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I am glad I am a man, I am glad I am a woman :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/i_am_glad_i_am_a_man_i_am_glad_i_am_a_woman.htm
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Male Bashing :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/male.bashing.htm
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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve,
Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/two.gifts.for.adam.and.eve.htm
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Why Men Can't Win
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/why.men.cant.win.htm
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Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/why_we_appreciate_men,_a_woman's_perspective.htm
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Viagra Funnies
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