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****************************************************** Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, Full-bodied, and can keep You up all night long. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head Right for your hips. Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite Sure why. Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take Them anywhere. Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but That's about it. Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're Always in your hair. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get The hang of it. Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and Are usually wrong. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep Up on your butt. Men are like.....Noodles. They're always in hot water, they Lack taste, and they need dough. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped Or extremely small. Men are like.....Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a Hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how Many inches you'll get or how long he will last. Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable. Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like....The Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them. ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Clinical Nursing Cases: Send a blank message to: clinicalnursingcases-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursingcasestudy.com The Uniform Resource Locator (URL) or Internet Street Address of this page is http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.men.are.like.htm Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Saturday, October 1, 2011 This Page is Part of The Nursefriendly National Nursing A To Z & Consumer Health Directories We are Incorporated in The State of New Jersey, under the name: Nursefriendly, Inc. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua, New Jersey (NJ) 08051 Our Phone #: 856-415-9617 This website Is © Copyright 1997 - 2011, Andrew Lopez, RN, Nursefriendly, Inc. Please contact us for permission to reproduce. Other products and companies referred to herein are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective companies or mark holders, and are not owned or affiliated with Nursefriendly, Inc. or any of it's affiliated companies. View My Stats