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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light. Does it look like I have G.E. written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door. Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine," she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "Fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for about an hour. He starts to feel guilty about he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to so all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake."

He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She said,"Bake a cake. Does it look like I have Sara Lee written on my forehead? I don't think so."

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The Escapee, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
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The Blind Date, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes.the.blind.date.htm

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The New Girlfriend, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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Pros of Being A Woman, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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If You Love It, Set It Free, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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A Divorced Woman's Perfect Breakfast, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
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How To Impress, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
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Great Female Comebacks, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
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His and Her Road Trip, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
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And You Wonder "Why" It Didn't Last, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
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Because I'm A Guy, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.because.im.a.guy.htm

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The Gentleman On The Bus, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gentleman

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If Men Got Pregnant, Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
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A Man, His Wife, and The Cop, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.man.his.wife.and.a.cop.htm

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If Men Wrote The Rules, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
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What Women Know About Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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All Wives Are Alike, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/all.wives.are.alike.htm

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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm

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Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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Definitely Warm, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
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Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/suspicions.htm

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I Just Want You To Hold Me Tonight
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hold

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A Dictionary of Dating
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/a.dictionary.of.dating.htm

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Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean:
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I am glad I am a man, I am glad I am a woman:
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Male Bashing:
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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
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Why Men Can't Win
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Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective
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Viagra Funnies
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