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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light. Does it look like I have G.E. written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door. Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "Fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for about an hour. He starts to feel guilty about he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to so all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She said,"Bake a cake. Does it look like I have Sara Lee written on my forehead? I don't think so."
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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor :
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-battle-of-the-sexes-why-cats-are-better-than-men.html
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25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor :
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-battle-of-the-sexes-25-year-old-breasts.html
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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/created
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17 Ways To Be A WOMAN.... From A Somewhat Bitter Man, Battle of The Sexes :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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The Perfect Man, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.a.divorced.perfect.man.htm
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Name Calling, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.name.calling.htm
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A Real Lady, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Infidelity Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lady
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm
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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.mating.bulls.htm
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Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.five.kinds.of.sex.htm
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Men Are Like . . ., Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.men.are.like.htm
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Following Orders, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Gallows Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/gallows.dark.following.orders.htm
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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms
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The Escapee, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.the.escapee.htm
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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.why.pumpkins.are.better.than.men.htm
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The Blind Date, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes.the.blind.date.htm
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The New Girlfriend, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.the.new.girlfriend.htm
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Pros of Being A Woman, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.the.pros.of.being.a.woman.htm
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If You Love It, Set It Free, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.if.you.love.it.set.it.free.htm
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A Divorced Woman's Perfect Breakfast , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.a.divorced.womans.perfect.breakfast.htm
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How To Impress, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.how.to.impress.htm
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Great Female Comebacks , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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His and Her Road Trip , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/
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Generation Gap , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.generation.gap.htm
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And You Wonder "Why" It Didn't Last , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.and.you.wonder.why.it.didnt.last.htm
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Because I'm A Guy, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.because.im.a.guy.htm
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The Gentleman On The Bus , Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gentleman
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If Men Got Pregnant , Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pregnant
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A Man, His Wife, and The Cop, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.man.his.wife.and.a.cop.htm
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If Men Wrote The Rules, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/if.men.wrote.the.rules.htm
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What Women Know About Men , Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/what.women.know.about.men.htm
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All Wives Are Alike, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/all.wives.are.alike.htm
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm
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Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/radar.htm
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Definitely Warm, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/definitely.warm.htm
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Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/suspicions.htm
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I Just Want You To Hold Me Tonight
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hold
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A Dictionary of Dating
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/a.dictionary.of.dating.htm
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Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/translating
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I am glad I am a man, I am glad I am a woman :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/i_am_glad_i_am_a_man_i_am_glad_i_am_a_woman.htm
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Male Bashing :
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/male.bashing.htm
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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve,
Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/two.gifts.for.adam.and.eve.htm
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Why Men Can't Win
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/why.men.cant.win.htm
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Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/why_we_appreciate_men,_a_woman's_perspective.htm
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Viagra Funnies
http://www.nursinghumor.com/drugs.medications/viagra.jokes.humor.htm
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See also:
Animals
Therapeutic Humor Associations
Attorney & Lawyer, Legal Jokes, Law Humor
Bar
Battle of the Sexes
Bill Clinton Humor, Presidential Jokes
Bedside Nursing Humor
Blonde Jokes, Blond Humor
Brain Teasers
Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)
Changing A Light Bulb Jokes
Charge Nurse Jokes
Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links
Dental Humor
Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor
Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor
Emergency Department Jokes, ER Humor
Gallows Humor
General Nursing Humor
Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor
Greeting Cards
Growing Old Jokes
Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
Inspiration
Joke Mailing Lists
Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
Lawyer, Attorney & Legal Jokes, Law Humor
Legal Jokes, Attorney & Lawyer, Law Humor
Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
Medical Humor
Medical Terminology Merry Christmas, X-mas Jokes
Nursing Cartoons and Comics
Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
Operating Room Humor
Parenting Humor, Jokes About Parents And Children
Pets, Veterinarians
Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes
Psychiatric
Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven
RN, Nurse Jokes, Nursing Humor
School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
Speakers Bureaus
Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
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