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(For Those of You Considering Xenical) Following Doctor's Orders, Nursing & Medical Jokes Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor on: The Nursefriendly Rectal Foreign Bodies: True Tales and X-rays of foreign objects encountered in Emergency Departments Worldwide. School Nursing, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor on: The Nursefriendly: The Circumcision The Second Opinion Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Amazon.com Titles: Best of Nursing Humor: A Collection of Articles, Essays, and Poetry Published in the Nursing Literature by Colleen Kenefick, Amy Y. Young, Amazon.com:"As a student nurse I found this book hysterical!!! The student nursing short stories were so easy to relate to. Finally I realize I am not alone, there are more psycho instructors out there marking papers as if they were Zorro using a red pen, and it is not just our facility that "treats report as if it were classified information, and we don't have proper clearance." A must get for the nurse in your life, or for yourself for humor you can relate to." http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1560530626 I Always Faint When I See a Syringe: Nurse Student Tales by Florence Hardesty (R.N.), Amazon.com:"A former nursing professor writes about her students with affection and humor. She introduces the reader to her favorite patients, the ones whose struggles with mental illness, inspired and illustrated her lectures for a quarter of a century. Hardesty's own experience as a mature returning student should encourage those who seek furthur education." http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0963176919/ Nurstoons the Art of Nursing: A Collection of Nursing Cartoons by Carl Elbing Jr., Amazon.com:"Witty and often-outrageous cartoons depicting professional nursing issues with the humor only a nurse can provide. From the Foreword: Learned theorists say that Nursing is both a science and an art. It is a science because of words like microgram and oophorectomy (trust me, that's how you spell it). It is an art because, well, it takes a lot of creativity to pass out all 0900 meds at 0900 (and a bit of time traveling too). Only a Nurse is professionally prepared to wipe bottoms and differentiate v-tach from SVT. Only a Nurse performs services, many of them lifesaving, which get billed as a room charge. 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Jokes & Humor By Category About Doug Fletcher, RN and The Journal of Nursing Jocularity Rules of The Pit Nursing Humor, Medical Jokes & Humor The Physician's Mistress, Doctor/Medical Jokes & Humor The Spinster's Will Top 10 Things Only Women Understand HMO Physician Recruitment Pre-Qualification Form Docisms, What They Say & What They Really Mean Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective Speeding, Law Enforcement, Police Jokes A Cost Saving Memo, Managed Care (HMOs) Jokes & Humor: Are You Hungry, Intravenous Therapy, IV Jokes & Humor: Three Nurses Die and Go To Heaven A Short History of Medicine The Charge Nurse & The Genie Who Granted Three Wishes Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road (Commentary from Clinton to Captain Kirk) The Top Ten Reasons Jokes Comedy Central, Seinfeld and more!, DoctorJokes.net! The funniest doctor jokes around because medical humor is pretty darn funny. Suscribe to our mailing list to recieve updates from doctorjokes.net!" LLC, Genation P.O Box 1152 Evans, GA 30809 US 404-822-8195, support@doctorjokes.net http://www.doctorjokes.net/ ****************************************************** Fun Sites for Nurses:"We have setup this site to help nurses find information, web links and to have a place for a little enjoyment. We value your input, so please sign our guest book, add a joke, register for our contests, suggest a website link and mention our site to your co-workers. Also please visit our sponsors websites by clicking on their banners. We hope you enjoy and find this website useful." http://www.nursingfun.com/ ****************************************************** Administration: Medical Humor Low Staffing (cartoon): http://www.nurstoon.com/fte.html ****************************************************** Animals, Pets: Forget laughter, Dog-play.com: Animals are the best medicine. http://www.dogplay.com/Activities/Therapy/dogpill.html Hospital: An Eye/Ear Doctor: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/87/14917.27.html ****************************************************** Nursing Humour, Thornbury Nursing Portal:"We hope you find the links on this page give you as much entertainment as we had looking for them. If you find any great sites that you think should be shared drop us an email so we can review them to see if they should be included." feedback@thornbury-nursing-services.co.uk http://www.nursing-portal.com/nursing_humour.asp ****************************************************** Intramuscular Injections: Freudian Slip: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q4/smallprick.html ****************************************************** Kindergarten Humor: Mom Must Be a Nurse: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q1/gingerbread.html ****************************************************** See also: Alan's Original Humor Archive ****************************************************** A Nurse's Prayer, Cybernurse.com:"Note: I received this framed from my grandmother when i graduated from Nursing School in 1974 - if you know anything about the author or other works of Rita Riche, i would love to hear from you." http://www.cybernurse.com/prayer.html ****************************************************** FunLOL.com:"Funny Pictures, Comics & More! http://www.funlol.com ****************************************************** Guzer:"Funny Videos, Flash Games, Funny Pictures etc... 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Choose Nursing Uniforms, Shoes, Scrubs, Accessories By Brand: Barco, Birkenstock, Cherokee, Crest, Dickies, Disney, Haflinger, Landau, Nurse Mates, Peaches, Rockport, Romika, White Cross, White Swan See also: Accessories Blood Pressure Cuffs, Sphygnomanometers Nursing Tote Bags, Carry-Ons, Medical Bags Clinical, Medical Supplies, Nurses Discount Outlet: Angels, Books, Clothing , Equipment, Figurines, Holidays, Home Decor, Jewelry, Nurses, Office Decor, Scrubs, Shoes, T-Shirts Footwear, Shoes, Sandals, Discount, Bargains Gifts For Nurses (Nurses Week) Hosiery, Socks, Stockings Jewelry, Earrings, Necklaces, Watches Luxury Spas, Facials, Manicures, Pedicures Perfumes, Fragrances, Phermones Shoes, Boots, Sandals, Footwear, High Heels, Slippers Stethescopes, Nurse Kits, Replacement Parts Swimwear (Tan-Through) Women's Lingerie Surprised? eBay Has Nursing Supplies, scrubs, uniforms, stethescopes, etc.:"You can find nursing supplies right here! 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Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881 http://www.nursefriendly.com/station/ Nursing In The Media, Nursingadvocacy.org ER:"Media products under your influence, particularly the NBC/Warner drama "ER," are harming the profession of 2.7 million American nurses by giving the public an inaccurate and inadequate account of what nurses really do to save and improve lives. Research suggests that "ER" strongly and negatively influences the way children view nursing. These products contribute to the nursing shortage, a public health crisis that threatens millions worldwide." NBC's "Passions":"NBC's "Passions" solves nursing shortage: monkeys can do the job! Starting in March 2003 and at least as recently as late August, NBC's campy, supernatural daytime soap opera "Passions" has featured an orangutan named Precious in the role of the private duty nurse of one of its characters--a bold step backwards in the already slow...evolution...of the media's treatment of nurses. more..." "Scrubs" defines nursing:""Scrubs" defines nursing: it's all about shutting up and following physician "orders. " Tonight's episode of NBC's "Scrubs," which purports to teach nurse Carla Espinosa that nursing is all about doing what physicians tell you, is one of the most virulently anti-nurse prime time television episodes the Center has ever seen. more..." http://www.nursingadvocacy.org/ Nursing Chat, Nurse Discussion Forums: http://nursingdiscussions.com Alphabetical Nursing Topic Discussion, Chat List Are good CNA jobs that hard to find? Being A Male Nurse Curtailing Workplace Gossip Dealing With Confrontation In Nursing Degree Vs Diploma EKG Classes First Year On The Floor Horror Stories -- working short staffed How Many Hours A Week Do You Work Impaired Nurses Liability Question for Experienced Nurses LPN vs. RN vs. BSN, etc... Male Nurses Mandatory BSN to practice nursing being considered Mean Age of RNs Military Nursing More Foreign Nurses, Is It A Plot? 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Nurses In Recovery: Nursing & Adult ADD Put Male Nurses In Panties Rude Doctors Specialty Nursing Staff Nurses Tattoos In The Workplace The Nursing Shortage, Your Opinions To Stay In Nursing or Not Travel Nurses Talk Travel Nursing Workplace Violence, Horizontal Violence Against Nurses ****************************************************** ****************************************************** The Uniform Resource Locator (URL) or Internet Street Address of this page is: http://www.nursinghumor.com/ Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 This Page is Part of The Nursefriendly National Nursing A To Z & Consumer Health Directories We are Incorporated in The State of New Jersey, under the name: Nursefriendly, Inc. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua, New Jersey (NJ) 08051 Our Phone #: 856-415-9617 We are a proud member of The National Nurses in Business Association, http://www.nnba.net This website Is © Copyright 1997 - 2008, Andrew Lopez, RN, Nursefriendly, Inc. 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